With supreme irony
the Gray - Keys road show, tail between its collective legs, heads out of
London and appears to be heading for Doha and the Qatar based Aljazeera Sports
channel. Fill your boots lads, no fear of any anti sexism voices being heard
out there.
It seems what was
said by Gray and Keys was merely boys banter perfectly acceptable in the worlds
inhabited by Jeremy Clarkson and Bruce Forsyth who offered, respectively, the
following opinions, "we need to be more tolerant" and "you say these
things for a laugh to relax". In a similar vein it was hardly surprising
when wifey sprung to the defence of Keys - and how !
The kind of
destructive & humiliating obscenities, which seemingly slip from the lips
of her husband with ease, were according to her, "playful
shenanigans" which are needed, apparently, to reduce tensions in the Sky
Sports studio.
What is now known
in acute celebrity embarrassment circumstances, as the Ron Atkinson defence
("I've got lots of black friends") was then dutifully trotted out by
one of Keys' sisters. "He's got three sisters and a daughter and has the
greatest respect for women" she pleaded.
Imagine the scene
at the Keys' Christmas lunch table where relationships are a little strained.
Good old Richard calls upon his trusty tension reducing skills . .
"So which one
of my lovely sisters, for whom I have the utmost respect, has been smashed (sic) lately then?"
"Sprouts
anyone ?"
And relax . .
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