Eds' hooter

Despite the admittedly disturbing post operative result - Ed Milliband has successfully emerged from surgery to correct a variety of nasal conditions which, according to the Labour spin machine, combined to cause him many a restless night unable to sleep due to breathing difficulties and unrelenting snoring.

The spin doctors were quick to add that the surgical procedure was most definitely NOT a cynical attempt to cosmetically improve and enhance the sound of the Labour leaders speech for the benefit of the electorate. 

Mr Milliband will undergo rectal surgery in an attempt to correct that particular disorder at a later date.

  

Greek Classic unearthed

Or is it a tragedy ?

Anyway the Greek Inland Revenue - now there's one area of the job market about fill a lot of vacancies, surely ? 

Just who the f★★k can you trust

If you really believe them when they said they were all "too close" - come back next year and see if they really meant it!


Click here for the Who's Who Murdoch Summer Party 2011 !

421st in the Sunday Times Rich List

We're as rich as the Weirs

Space shuttle encore

As the News International scandal goes stateside NASA offer a mutually beneficial solution to the victims

Crocodile tears

I must admit I am struggling with this one - even by Gordon Browns' standards. 

Not the fact that a parent suddenly recalls the horror of having their childs medical condition plastered all over the front page of The Sun - but the fact Gordon Brown did nothing, absolutely nothing at the time to demand where the editor got her information and, if only for the sake of his child, insist she did not publish the story.

When the privacy of your own children and their medical condition takes second place to maintaining your relationship with a tabloid editor, who then dumps you and your party, there is only one overwhelming emotion still lingering five years down the line I suppose and it's a dish best served cold.

Perhaps Fraser Brown will forgive his father for this in years to come.

Wicked Witch of Wapping

Going so soon? I wouldn't hear of it. Why, my little party's just beginning!

The FIFA Family

Match fixing scandal in Zimbabwe - who ya gonna call ?

Not so clever now . . . . .

Exactly one week ago to the delerious approval of the Centre Court crowd, Murray played his trick shot en route to a very unconvincing win over an unseeded opponent and observed afterwards that he has never seen any other player execute the same shot.

I'd have to agree with him there but then again players like Rafa Nadal don't do exhibition tennis - they win Grand Slams and lots of them.


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Enough said