It's long overdue

After the left wing legal establishment has gorged itself on the Woolwich 2 there really is only one way to deal with them . . . . . . . . . surely?

Beware of the dog

R.I.P

Shameless Clegg

I admit skiing is not what you'd call a cheap holiday but it's hardly the exclusive territory of the super rich elite. I'd go as far as to say if you're raking in £60K p/a on benefits sitting on your arse doing fuck all - it's quite an affordable luxury by anyones standards. 

Even shameless Mick could have stretched to a week on the piste and some resorts these days may well accomodate the odd ménage à trois and a bit of dogging thrown in for good measure. Can't imagine the Daily Mirror would have followed him all the way to the slopes to get a photo of a benefits scrounger on their front page. 

Let's see if the Mirror has the same appetite for stalking members of the Shadow Cabinet on holiday this year.  

It takes two . . . . . . . . .

TWAT

I've killed Taliban

Did anyone honestly believe he was there to do anything else ? 

And now the weather . . . . . . . . . .

Picture the scene right now - North Face jackets flying as the stampede of 'journalists' heads to the South West and Midlands all praying the very worst of the snow lands on top of them and their film crews.

Brace yourselves viewers - you have been warned

Value for money

Splashback

I'm no fan of reality TV and that's putting it mildly. I still don't know what possessed me to spend 30 minutes of my life watching ITV's latest excuse, morbid fascination probably. Celebrity diving . . . . What ? . . . . .  How ? . . . . . .  Who ? 

I feel ashamed, slightly dirty for even daring to take a peak at this road kill masquerading as Saturday night entertainment for the masses. Even in his worst nightmares Seb Coe could never have imagined that the Team GB pin up boy of London 2012 could possibly hope to inspire a generation to take up his sport by fronting a dog of a programme like this.

When they weren't howling with laughter between the eye watering belly flops the only tangible message throughout this programme for the viewers was to stuff their faces with pizza - Dominos Pizza - did I mention they sponsor the programme ?

At this rate don't bank on Tom Daley improving on his Bronze in four years time. 


Happy New Year by the way