Tuesday, 20 March 2012

The Artful Dodger

Thankfully it looks like Londoners are in no mood to give Red Ken a second bash at Mayor as he slips further behind Boris in the polls for this years election. 

One of the main reasons they kicked Livingstone into the long grass at the last election is that quite simply the majority of decent hard working people in the capital finally woke up after eight years and realised they were being shafted while Livingstone pandered to a minority of corrupt, left wing, communist loving bullshitters. 

Since being booted out of office it transpires Livingstones' political conscience has wandered somewhat. Normally someone who would despise the wealthy finding ways to avoid paying taxes, the former Mayor himself has been routinely avoiding paying the full 40% tax on his fees for media appearances and public speaking. He reassures voters if he is re elected this time then this rather convenient arrangement would no longer be necessary.  

Now there's a vote winner

Tuesday, 13 March 2012

Spirit of Hypocrisy


The current Labour Leaders media machine would not appear to have learned any lessons from the catastrophic days of the Brown regime. 

Cancelling Ed's NHS gig on the grounds of feeling ill then turning up full of beans at a Hull City football match - in the Chairmans Rolls Royce ! Priceless.

Sunday, 26 February 2012

Priceless

NHS gender re-assignment techniques had advanced significantly these days - so it seems. When an 18 yr old 6ft 13st transsexual manages to convince staff at HSBC in Sleaford, Lincolnshire that she is in fact the 5ft 5" 8st pneumatically enhanced model Katie Price - well you just have to applaud the wonders of modern surgical procedures. 

Seemingly a wig and a pair of sunglasses were all it needed to complete the look and enable Kevin Kerry Marshall to fraudulently withdraw £2500 from Price's bank account.







Friday, 3 February 2012

Friday, 27 January 2012

Harry's game

Harry Redknapp reveals his selection for tonights game 

Tuesday, 24 January 2012

Virgin High

Just why might a multi millionaire tycoon be full square behind the decriminalisation of soft drugs ?