Funny old game

Priceless

NHS gender re-assignment techniques had advanced significantly these days - so it seems. When an 18 yr old 6ft 13st transsexual manages to convince staff at HSBC in Sleaford, Lincolnshire that she is in fact the 5ft 5" 8st pneumatically enhanced model Katie Price - well you just have to applaud the wonders of modern surgical procedures. 

Seemingly a wig and a pair of sunglasses were all it needed to complete the look and enable Kevin Kerry Marshall to fraudulently withdraw £2500 from Price's bank account.

Captain Chaos

Fair to say the case for the defence has not got off to a good start - roll on July

Well worth the wait

Harry's game

Harry Redknapp reveals his selection for tonights game 

Virgin High

Just why might a multi millionaire tycoon be full square behind the decriminalisation of soft drugs ?

Women & children first

Triple A

Priceless Jewell

Seems a New Year has a habit of unearthing football Neanderthals. Last January it was Andy Gray and Richard Keys unceremoniously being shown to the exit by Sky Sports having been ruthlessly exposed as serial sexists. With any luck the same fate will be visiting this years candidate for most retarded chauvinist - Paul Jewell the Ipswich Town manager.

Last night his team lost a game which was all the fault of a referees assistant who happened to be a woman. She failed to alert the referee to a nailed on Ipswich penalty according to Jewell. 

When a journalist at a post match press conference said to Jewell, "I think everyone to a man thought that was a penalty", Jewell replied "Unfortunately to every man but not to a woman"

Jewell obviously doesn't do apologies not even the insincere crap normally crafted by a solicitor.

Instead he came out with this, "I didn’t suggest in any way that the official made a mistake because she was a woman. I don’t think what I said was sexist and will argue all day long with anyone that says it is"


Judge for yourself 

One for sorrow, two for joy

Over to the land of fairy tales and North Korean State news agency KCNA have announced that on the very day their Great Leader Kim Jong Il passed way, "out of nowhere a flock of magpies suddenly appeared hovering over a statue of his late father, Kim Il Sung, clattering as if they were telling him of the sad news"

The same news agency also reported last week that a family of bears believed to be mother and cubs, normally hibernating at this time of the year like all good bears should be, had in fact been seen crying woefully by a roadside mourning the Great Leaders' passing.