It takes two . . . . . . . . .

TWAT

I've killed Taliban

Did anyone honestly believe he was there to do anything else ? 

And now the weather . . . . . . . . . .

Picture the scene right now - North Face jackets flying as the stampede of 'journalists' heads to the South West and Midlands all praying the very worst of the snow lands on top of them and their film crews.

Brace yourselves viewers - you have been warned

Value for money

Splashback

I'm no fan of reality TV and that's putting it mildly. I still don't know what possessed me to spend 30 minutes of my life watching ITV's latest excuse, morbid fascination probably. Celebrity diving . . . . What ? . . . . .  How ? . . . . . .  Who ? 

I feel ashamed, slightly dirty for even daring to take a peak at this road kill masquerading as Saturday night entertainment for the masses. Even in his worst nightmares Seb Coe could never have imagined that the Team GB pin up boy of London 2012 could possibly hope to inspire a generation to take up his sport by fronting a dog of a programme like this.

When they weren't howling with laughter between the eye watering belly flops the only tangible message throughout this programme for the viewers was to stuff their faces with pizza - Dominos Pizza - did I mention they sponsor the programme ?

At this rate don't bank on Tom Daley improving on his Bronze in four years time. 


Happy New Year by the way

Sweeping changes at BBC

Silenced

Give some people enough rope and eventually they will hang themselves. Even for this gobshite tramp it must be a sobering thought - the real prospect of having your arse sued. Closing down her Twitter account down is merely damage limitation. When McAlpines' lawyers et al have finished with her you'd hope the damage is permanent.

In your dreams fatty . . . in your dreams

I didn't vote for a Police & Crime Commissioner in my part of the world for the simple reason I had no choice other than Con, Lab, Lib Dem. Quite frankly I wouldn't trust any politician to run a fucking bath these days never mind the finances and strategic objectives of a police force.

Thankfully enough residents of Humberside turned out and stopped this dickhead in his tracks - and that has put a very large smile on my face.  

MacShame

Denis MacShane as of today ex MP for Rotherham submitted 19 false invoices from a dodgy Euro Policy Institute outfit which he controlled - in order to trouser £12,900. That has got to be obtaining money by deception in anyones book. Still - one less thief in the Commons will do for the time being while the Mets finest criminal investigators take a closer look at the Theft Act 1968.