Saturday, 22 October 2011

Job well done


After 42 years of Gaddafi's murderous regime all of a sudden the sanctamonious UN High Commissioner for Human Rights decides there is a need for an investigation into how Gaddafi himself died.

Get over it. Move on. 

Thursday, 20 October 2011

As blogged back in March

 Ding Dong the Colonel's gone - don't you just love happy endings !



Saturday, 15 October 2011

Merde !

This is Alain Rolland, he's half Irish half French and supposedly one of the best international Rugby Union referees in the game. In sending off the Welsh captain about 20 mins into the France v Wales World Cup semi final this morning - he made the worst decision and with it the worst blunder he will ever make in his career how ever long that now lasts. 

I hope he has the decency to come out and apologise and admit he made a mistake - for what it's worth.

Now Kiwis v France final is a no brainer but Australia v France ? Couldn't bring myself to cheer either of them so it's down to the hosts to put things right.

Saturday, 1 October 2011

Disgrace to the uniform

It was absolute bliss to know for a while at least that this arsehole was pissing in a bucket and watching his back (if nothing else) in the showers whilst residing at HMP.

It's galling enough to concede, folllowing the overturning of his conviction, that he is now claiming a full salary having been re-instated (in secret by the MPA) and then thankfully suspended immediately.

Don't be surprised some time early in 2012 when, following a not guilty decision at the conclusion of his re trial, and with the full backing and support of the MPA and the BPA (that's the Black Police Association) he is back in charge of some not inconsiderable large chunk of the Met Police, and handsomely rewarded for the inconvenience of being temporarily at least being convicted as a completely corrupt piece of shit.

There is a saying often used in the Met - "the job's f . . . . d !" and many would say it has been for a long time.

When this man is back at a desk you know it truly is.

Over to you Bernard - what would you have done in Merseyside son ?



Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Beat that

Still can't quite believe it myself but here is the proof that some management dickhead thought it would be a good idea to put up the Christmas decorations at the Holiday Inn - Lincoln this week. The young Scandanavian receptionist was understandably quite embarrased - I mean come on - September ?



Saturday, 24 September 2011

Another day on the Farm

As the eviction date is delayed yet again we seem to be seeing rather a lot of the Dale Farm kids and an assortment of nubile and not so nubile Dale Farm wannabe pin up blondes only too pleased to pose for the gathered media who by now must be bored rigid waiting for the main event - the punch up with the bailiffs and cops.

Why these particular kids were not at school is not even worth the time and effort speculating but at least they had the imagination to amuse themselves with fancy dress and a blackboard.

When they took up residence ten years ago these static travellers had water and power installed to their site, officially or not I don't know but it would be well worth some journalist doing a bit of digging to find out if these people are facing the same rise in gas and electricity prices as the rest of us mugs. 

We now know most if not all these free loaders are on benefits of one kind or another which probably explains how they pay the bills if indeed they do receive them.

Of course the biggest bill of all that these people will definitely not be paying is the one currently being racked up at the High Court. Now who do you think might be picking that one up ? 

Ain't life just grand kicking the arse out of another country's welfare and legal system.

Monday, 19 September 2011

Down on the Farm

Amazing the number of new vehicles buzzing around the parasites camp - all fully insured and taxed of course.

Saturday, 27 August 2011

Carnival - Part II

It's estimated that the cost of policing the Notting Hill Carnival under normal circumstances is around £6 million. Due to recent events it will be significantly more this year with a  huge increase in the level of policing required to try and ensure it passes off relatively peacefully. It's generally considered be a success if only one person is murdered and that is no exaggeration. I will let you work out one of the common denominators between the recent civil unrest the biggest Caribbean street carnival in the world.  


How much of the police bill is charged to the Carnival organisers is a something which you don't really hear anyone talking about - on either side, although I'll guarantee if any contribution is made - it will not exactly amount to a whole hill of beans. 

The truth of the matter is that Carnival could not possibly afford to pay for what they are ultimately 100% liable for which is the cost of every single police officer taken away from their normal day job in return for ensuring large numbers of people get to enjoy two days of revelry in W11 - without being killed. 

By comparison - at every football ground this weekend - long standing routine procedure dictates that the clubs pay up for the cops they need to be on duty inside and immediately outside their property. 

If the same principle was made to apply to Carnival (and there is no good reason why it should not) then the planning meetings would be over in a jiffy . . . . . . . .  

Carnival can't pay for cops  =  No cops at carnival  =  No Carnival 

Imagine . . . no Carnival - you can almost hear Diane Abbott choking on her jerk chicken and in the name of all that is multicultural it would never be allowed to happen and therefore it never does.

Anyway I sincerely hope that rather than limbo dancing for the benefit of the cameras, some of the additional police resources being deployed this Bank Holiday weekend are gainfully employed protecting some of the residents of Notting Hill, who for good reason will be living in fear of being attacked inside their own homes for a second time within the space of a month.

So on Monday evening when the festivities are over, the pigeons have taken off their parrot costumes, the sound systems have been shut down and it's getting dark - hold your breath and hope the deterrent effect of all those long prison sentences has kicked in.