The Bercows

Mr Speakers' recently completed coat of arms contains a mixture of symbolic references to his family’s humble beginnings, his interest in tennis and previous role as the Chairman of the Boundary Commissions. The county of Essex where he studied is represented as well as the Speaker’s championing of LGBT rights and equality.

Never to be outdone by her husband, Mrs Bercows' riposte is a tad simpler but equally symbolic of what is most important to her - a couple of her favorite things.

F@@k Off Mr Bean

In a gloriously sanctimonious observation of policing in todays society - the aptly named Mr Justice Bean has decreed that swearing at police officers is no longer a crime simply because they hear it so often these days that they cannot possibly be offended by it. 

Really ?

It's a safe bet that Mr Justice Bean has never come nose to nose with an angry man in his life never mind one screaming vile abuse in his face. Equally I'd venture he has never bothered to ask his itellectual self why it is police officers are abused with such regularity these days. 

The reality is that each morning as he stands in front of the mirror donning his robes and wig - the answer to that question is staring straight back at him.

It's panto season

                               Oh no he isn't . . . . . Oooooh yes he is  !

. . . . . . . . and again

Disgrace - yet again !

Sepp Blatter decides that for those of us who have cause to remember our war dead - including our national football team - displaying a poppy on the national shirt is a political and/or religious message and therefore not permitted. This from a man who wanted women footballers to wear tighter shorts.

We should be eternally grateful the repulsive man only gets to make decisions about football.

Who's the Papa ?

                    "Now let's not have any more silly talk about a referendum"

All Greek to me

Does anyone in Greece have a fucking clue how to run a modern economy ?


Just thought I'd ask